JUST IN CASE...

My new endeavor is to travel to Mexico on vacation. NO!! you shout. I say I must and while I am there I must be infected by the H1N1 virus (better known as swine flu). You say Please no! I say I must. You ask why? I respond with, why not? If I travel to Mexico and happen to come down with swine flu, the hotels are giving me three paid visits back. Hells yes! I wouldn't miss out on free trips. I mean if all I have to do is get sick, puke up my lungs for a few days for three free trips.
Dude I'm down! I know, I know... You're just jealous that you didn't think of it first.
So if I turn out to be one of those unfortunate individuals that actually die from the H1N1 flu. You'll know it was in search of my future!

Curious!!

So while I was driving home from ballet lessons this evening, I noticed at the cheveron the price was the cheapest I have ever seen it in my entire existance. I was elated for a moment thinking that the cost of gas was only 17 cents a gallon. I literally was almost bouncing out of my seat wishing that my tank was closer to empty because it was such a good deal. Then shock of my life turns out just a number was missing. Instantly my mood shifts from overjoyed to enraged! I literally wanted to punch someone.
So the reason I decided to be curious is... I am wondering if I can possibly sue the gas station for false advertisement. Then possibly once I win my settlement I can have free gas for life, or millions of dollars. I mean the gas company's could spare me some money. Or better yet, they make a deal with me to keep my mouth shut and give loads of bucks to do so.
I guess I am just looking for the bright side of things. Since the gas company infuriated me, maybe I can feel better by infuriating them. Damn greedy liars!!!