I HAVE A DREAM...

I commend Dr. King. But I also have a dream... Now can I have another day off from work?

UNKNOWN FACTS

I decided that it would be sort of cool if I posted a list of things that most people probably don't know about me. When it comes to sharing personal things about myself I usually try and keep it a secret... I guess I am just afraid that people won't like me. But what the hell, in the long run I guess it doesn't really matter if anyone likes me.


1. I absolutely love Pride and Prejudice! The book, the movie, the television series, the parody with zombies. I love them all!!! I have multiple copies of the book and always find myself tempted to buy another while browsing the bookstore.


2. I am deathly afraid of... cattle. It's super lame and embarrassing, I know. But they are huge and scary. I'm seriously going to regret sharing this with anyone.


3. Love, Love, Love shoes. I wish I could buy every pair I see.


4. I get heartburn about everyday. It totally sucks old man balls.


5. My dog is my bestfriend, I love him.


6. The people I live with mean the world to me. I would do anything for them.
7. I'm afraid of the dark and being alone in the dark. I've convinced myself that there will always be someone hiding in the shadows.


8. It's pretty lame but I think I am funny.


9. I admire my brother. He is pretty much one of the coolest people I know.


10. I love to read. Pretty much anything that keeps me slightly entertained merits good book standards to me.


11. Facebook Whore. I am on facebook all the time. Mainly because I have excessive amounts of time to kill at work. Nothing brings me more happiness then reading hourly posts about my 100+ friends that I never actually talk to.


12. I struggle with being serious... when I try to be serious it ends up being too serious.


13. I laugh at things that probably shouldn't be laughed at. Examples... The sad parts of movies, when I scare little children, etc...


14. Probably the one person on the planet that wishes they were allergic to peanuts.


15. I retain useless information. For whatever reason I remember the things that don't really matter. Typically, I can never remember the things that I should.


16. Terrified of large crowds.


17. The volume of anything that has numbers has to be even. If it's on a odd number I could go crazy.


18. I tend to let people walk all over me.


19. I randomly surf the blog world.


20. I will probably burn in hell for all the horrible things I say about people.


21. I can get annoyed really easily. But I get over things even more quickly.


22. All I want out of life is to be happy.


23. I was vegan for 4 months after I watched a documentary about parasites you pick up from animal products. I still am a afraid to eat pork products. Lucky me, that most pork I find disgusting in taste as well.

24. If I had a super power it would be to fly.

25. I like to act like an immature kid most of the time. Makes life more fun, and reminds me not to be so self-important.

26. This is making me feel self centered.
So this was a monumental waste of your time. Hope you enjoy the rest of your day.

Must Go...

• The waiter that practically sits in our chair/booth to take an order. Promise I won't tip more for being that friendly, It's an invasion of my personal space... so back off hoser!
• People that clap at the end of movies. It's not a live show, no one can hear your appreciation.
• Clients that think the doctor is wrong about a diagnosis just because the treatment happens to be expensive.
• Cold weather. Nothing survives in it, we would be much better off without it.
• People that think it's okay to pick their nose and eat it on the freeway. Just because you are going 65 MPH doesn't make you invisible. Save it for your private, non-public areas. Or better yet, buy some tissues and blow your nose.
• Individuals that call a place of business for someone else and say "hang on a sec" and then shout to the person that should have called.
• Neighbors that think shoveling/scraping the sidewalk at 2 AM is a good idea.
• People that make fun of me for having a blog. I know it's lame, but it's also a good time killer. If you don't like it... don't read it.
• Cats. Nuff said.
• Drivers that never, ever use the blinkers on their car. I mean it really doesn't warn the person behind you that you are going to merge or turn suddenly.
• Random people calling me dear, sunshine, honey, and any other pet name. I don't know you, you don't know me... Now I have a reason to keep it that way.
• Sales people that make it impossible to get off the phone with them. I'm busy with a client. I don't have time to sit and listen to some promotion about a product/business venture our company will never buy into.
• Old men that think just because they are old they can hit on young women as a joke. It's creepy, gross and definitely not funny in anyway.
• Sue
• Roommates that get sick. I can't touch anything in my house when I know they are blowing chunks all up in the big white throne.
• The fact that it takes months for a series to come out on dvd. I don't understand what this business tactic achieves. Seriously all the episodes have already aired. The televsion companies really must enjoy the torture they put viewers in.
• The fact that everything has to be so god damn expensive. I'm not talking not talking about living a lavish life of luxury. I mean basic necessities aren't affordable for the average middle-class american.
• Testicles hanging from any vechiles. Balls hanging from a living male is just wrong in so many ways.i don't need to see it on a car too.

NO LIFE!

This is a post that I had started sometime in Nov. I clearly forgot all about it. So here is another lame post for you to waste your time reading... ENJOY!!

So seriously, I have tried everyday to think of something interesting in my life to blog about and have come up with absolutely nothing. I think that maybe I could slide saying that I am just suffering from writers block. But really it's because I don't really do anything worth blogging about. I suppose that I could tell you about the awesome people that came into the vet on Saturday. It's people like them that just make my skin crawl. First, a little family that we have seen on a few occassions, that just probably shouldn't have animals because it is a bit out of their budget. Well the story goes they are bringing in a litter of pups to have their first vaccinations. And behold one of the poor pups is 1/3 of the size of the others. Which really isn't that bad, but when you realize that it is missing TWO paws, you start wondering why we haven't seen this pup before. Apparently two days after the pups were born, the one got caught in the kennel causing it to loose the paws. The owners just left it!!! OMG! If one of your kids extremeties was severed off would you wait 6 whole weeks to take it to the doctor! Totally was not cool. The second family that came in, was like a township. Our entire front office was full of this family. I thought it was ok because they were euthanising their family dog. I walk into the room to discuss how we run the procedure and I see the dog. The poor thing is about 30 pounds overweight. The owners are explaining to me that they are choosing to put the dog down because he can't get around as well. Seriously, it's not age that was making movement difficult you nimrod! You try weighing 3 times the amount you are suppose to and then tell me how easy it is to move. All they had to do was get a little weight off. So in general this week has pretty much sucked hardcore. Due to the fact that the general public is full of people that seem to have lost all common sense. Sometimes I wonder how people can truly make it through a day.

On a lighter note, I bought an awesome new tv on Sunday! I love it, my roommates love it. All is right in the world.

Sucka!!!

So I have decided that I am probably the worst blogger that ever lived. Seriously, I don't even blog enough to be considered a blogger. I guess it doesn't really matter seeing as no one really ever reads this. Basically the reason that I stopped posting is because I thought it was sort of pointless but I forgot that it gave me something to do. I think that I will try and post things more often.
Life pretty much sucks hardcore right now, but what the hell. You do what you can and try and enjoy it. I moved out of the parentals place so I don't see nearly as many movies. So you can pretty much say goodbye to my lame ass movie reviews. I'll still see a film here and there; I'll be sure to comment on them. Now that I'm living with my totally awesome friends, I am pretty much dirt poor; sometimes I can't even drive. I wouldn't trade it for anything though. Moving out has been the best thing I have done for myself. So enough of my lame life... Next time I've got a funny story I'll be sure to share it with the internet.