CREEPER

so about a week ago

i accepted a friend request on

good ol' facebook.

i didn't know the fellow

(let us name him martin)

but i thought

what the hell and approved the friendship.

so for the next week

every time i was on facebook

it seemed martin was online.

he would always begin chatting with me.

asking me weird questions.

making me uncomfortable.

suggesting that we hangout.

i decided to delete him yesterday.

10 minutes later

my phone vibrates

"Martin has sent you a friend request"

Ignore!

my phone vibrates again.

"Martin has sent you a message"

hey did i say something wrong or something for you to take me off your friends list.

I didn't reply.

phone vibrates.

"Martin has sent you a friend request"

Ignore!

phone vibrates again.

"Martin has sent you a friend request"

Ignore!

phone vibrates for the third time.

"Martin has sent you a message"

do you still want to be friends with me

I didn't reply.

once again the damn phone vibrates.

"Martin has sent you a message"

i guess you dont want to be friends anymore then

i didn't reply.

one last time the phone vibrates.

"martin has sent you a friend request"

IGNORE!!!

*mind you this whole thing took place within 15 minutes*

so by this point i am completely creeped out

and laughing uncontrollably.

i don't know this dude

AT ALL!

and he is already acting like a stalker.

not a quality i normally look for in a friend.

the rest of the night my phone stays pretty quiet

just normal text messages

and such.

this morning

bzzzzzzz

"martin has sent you a friend request"

ignore!

bzzzzzz

"martin has sent you a message"

did i say something wrong or something i thought we were friends.

i didn't reply.

some dudes are just plain creepy!

so if i end up raped, missing, or murdered. 

know that he will be at the top of the suspect list. 

because for whatever reason

he just really wants to be my friend.