FRANKEN-PUPPY

So this is my poor Franken-Puppy. A couple of weeks ago I discovered the most disgusting looking wart on his upper lip. Immediately I decided this wart has to be affecting his self-esteem and it's got to be removed. Plus, every time I looked at him it's the only thing I saw. Seriously, you can't say that a giant wart screaming "I WILL INFECT YOU!!" wouldn't bother you either. So Friday it was conveniently removed by the vet and now temporarily I have a Franken-Puppy. From a distance it almost looks like he suffers from a clef-lip. Poor dog, I thought I was doing him a favor. In the long run it will look much improved. Franken has already had a tough week with surgery and having to wear one of those hideous lamp shades. But I had to top of his horrible week by sneezing all over him this morning. I think he still likes me. :)

BLOGGING

So I didn't really plan on ever starting a blog. But the other day I was thinking how cool it would be to post random things that happen to me. That way the entire internet will be able to experience what it's like to live a day in my life. In no way is this going to be my Diary of sorts, but it will be my chance to vent. A warning to anyone who wants to follow this blog: I am a terrible speller and I have horrible grammar. So in other words, if you are looking for a English teachers blog, screw off and go somewhere else. I will have stories of strange people that come into my work and say the dumbest things you have ever heard. I will have hilarious stories of the old people I care for, because they say things that keep me happy for weeks. Stories of my boss who, someday, will be diagnosed as clinically insane. I plan to have frequent list of things that must go (idea stolen from Radio from Hell, X96 radio station), lists of the funniest things of the day or week, possibly other lists; because it's fun to make lists.
So... I suppose I shall start a new post as soon as I think of where to begin.