so about a week ago
i accepted a friend request on
good ol' facebook.
i didn't know the fellow
(let us name him martin)
but i thought
what the hell and approved the friendship.
so for the next week
every time i was on facebook
it seemed martin was online.
he would always begin chatting with me.
asking me weird questions.
making me uncomfortable.
suggesting that we hangout.
i decided to delete him yesterday.
10 minutes later
my phone vibrates
"Martin has sent you a friend request"
Ignore!
my phone vibrates again.
"Martin has sent you a message"
hey did i say something wrong or something for you to take me off your friends list.
I didn't reply.
phone vibrates.
"Martin has sent you a friend request"
Ignore!
phone vibrates again.
"Martin has sent you a friend request"
Ignore!
phone vibrates for the third time.
"Martin has sent you a message"
do you still want to be friends with me
I didn't reply.
once again the damn phone vibrates.
"Martin has sent you a message"
i guess you dont want to be friends anymore then
i didn't reply.
one last time the phone vibrates.
"martin has sent you a friend request"
IGNORE!!!
*mind you this whole thing took place within 15 minutes*
so by this point i am completely creeped out
and laughing uncontrollably.
i don't know this dude
AT ALL!
and he is already acting like a stalker.
not a quality i normally look for in a friend.
the rest of the night my phone stays pretty quiet
just normal text messages
and such.
this morning
bzzzzzzz
"martin has sent you a friend request"
ignore!
bzzzzzz
"martin has sent you a message"
did i say something wrong or something i thought we were friends.
i didn't reply.
some dudes are just plain creepy!
so if i end up raped, missing, or murdered.
know that he will be at the top of the suspect list.
because for whatever reason
he just really wants to be my friend.