dr. manhattan VS. edward cullen

Superhero vs. Wanna-be-superhero.

so i have nothing really to blog about as of late. so i have resourced myself to creating a new fantastic post about why dr. manhattan would totally demolish edward cullen in a battle. now i know that a lot of insane people will disagree with me but that's because they have been brainwashed by all this vampire nonsense! i understand that they are both fictional characters but that puts them on a level playing field.

dr. manhattan pros :

practically a god, need i say more?

edward cullen pros :

reads minds, hard as a rock, super fast.

dr. manhattan cons :

can over look the meaning of life.

edward cullen cons :

can die!

pretty much that explains it all. dr. manhattan would simply have to control the elements of the world and create a fire that would burn poor edward cullen to ashes. tall, dreamy edward wouldn't even have time to think about running. his lightening fast reflexes would be no match for the blue man. in fact, dr. manhattan could probably run out for coffee, slay silk-spectre, work on a complex giant sphere, and kill edward all at the same time. the joys of being able to be in more than one place at the same time.
so i have come to the conclusion that i should invest in a t-shirt sporting "team manhattan" because who really wants to rock "team edward"