Must Go! Vegas Edition.

I know I was in Vegas weeks ago but this is important information to share. 
1. Strange men offering a group of us women to view his gadget.
2. The guys handing naked lady pictures to us. And that silly little "double smack" before they thrust the bite sized porno at my chest.
3. Traffic. The traffic in Vegas is horrible. No one knows how to drive there either.
4. Women dressed like this

    








This photo is really dark, it doesn't really show the awfulness of it all. But if you look close you can tell that it's just wrong for so many reasons.
5. Women that wear high heels and can't walk in them. No matter how cute your shoes are, walking like a primate isn't going to get you any luck with the dudes.
6. That every once and a while you get a whiff of dead person in a bottle. It really makes me want to vomit.
7. The entire venetician smelled like grandmas. Like they have a groups of grandmas, drenched in gallons of their perfume, making laps through the casino and shopping areas. I think I perfer cigar/cig/cancer smells over too much grandma.
8. That everything is so expensive at diesel. I love diesel! Makes my heart crack a little that I can't even afford one sock of a pair.
9. Waiters that rub their package on my leg. I know it's Vegas, but we are at a family resturant, and I look like I'm 12 years old. Watch where your sticking your junk.
10. Pools in hotels that are closed. Just lamO!
11. Donny and Marie! The horror, the horror!