DEMONIC PLUMBING PIXIES!

at our humble abode this week we have been having some major plumbing issues. ultimately it's due to the fact that our home is possessed by demonic plumbing pixies. i'm not really sure why they have chosen us to torture, but they have. for me the entire situation has been a fiasco. calling the landlord, calling a plumber, calling the landlord, calling my parents, the landlord calling me, screaming at my mother, feeling like an idiot, calling my roommates all while desperately wishing i could take a shower. as of right now i am patiently waiting for mr. plumber (who kind of gives me the creeps and is probably giving me lung cancer) to finish up this disaster so that i can go back to work. i can't wait to have this whole thing behind me. it's pretty lame that i've cried over a plumbing problem; it's more than lame actually. hopefully, this is the last time in my life that i will ever have to stress over pipes. let's all hope that this shit goes down the drain!
here are a few pics that i secretly took while the plumber was chain-smoking outside...
dooo ta dooo.... waiting for pictures to upload.

5 minutes later... still waiting, getting impatient.

10 minutes later... throwing the computer at the wall.

finally... here they are

looks gross, smells gross, probably because it is gross.
hope your day is less shit filled then mine!

all my love!

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Some hair styles that must go...

as you can clearly tell this lovely post is about hair don'ts! if you feel like viewing some of my artful depictions of these wonderful hair dos please click on the links. 

THE BOWL CUT
oh dear, every time this woman that has chosen this as her hairstyle strides into the clinic i want to hurl. this

hair cut doesn't even look good on wee little lads, so there's no way that it could look at all good on a woman over 50. the terrible dye job doesn't add to the overall look either.  when she turns around to leave i cringe internally at the back, the shaved horridness of it all!

THE STUPENDOUS COMB OVER.

if you refer to the image it is clear why this style must go. anyone that has any desire to do this to their hair needs to have electric shock treatments. the visual aid is exactly accurate to the male that chose to don this do. it has not been modified in anyway. the tiny little wisps of hair, thatwere the 'comb over,' were almost absent.

THE NASTY NEVER WASHED RATS NEST.

 this hairdo just has to go. it is disgusting in so many ways. dudes that sport this just need to have a date with a pair of scissors. the fly-aways, the grease, the snarls. it all just needs to go. i don't have a problem with males rockin the long hair as long as it is taken care of.       

                                                 

Silly Story...

our landlords brother came to unclog our toliet today. hahaha he told us that the clog was from Q-tips. i really think he meant to say tampons. the poor guy was so scared to say the word. the end!

Bitches Gotta Learn

i suppose this may sound a little harsh, but my dear friends it is very true. a very close friend of mine contacted me recently with a situation that i had found myself in not too long ago. i gave this individual the best advice i could muster without sounding too much like i knew exactly what to do. failure is what i am feeling now; i know that it went in one ear and out the other. how would i know this you ask? you look over, try to ignore the horrible things people do when you love them. honestly i did this! i wanted so badly for things to work, i sacrificed my own personal happiness. in the back of my mind there was a point i knew it had gone too far, but i still hung on. maybe i was afraid of change or maybe it was just lack of maturity. when i finally had enough courage to actually let go of my past it was so liberating. i had never realized how much of my life was suffering because of what i was doing to myself. since my own personal liberation life has improved. happiness is something i experience everyday. i don't regret anything i ever did though. i learned so much about life, love, and my own emotional boundaries from this experience. i know what it is like to be loved by one individual so much that they would do anything for you. i know how to love; i learned that it takes a LOT of work. i learned how to really forgive someone, even when they really hurt you. i learned how to let go of something you love, even if it's the hardest thing you'll ever do. i learned that people you think you can trust can still betray you, doesn't matter if you think it would be impossible.
so i guess this whole post is expressing my desire to share this with my friends. that maybe they don't have to experience all the hurt and pain. tons of people will make these same mistakes no matter the warning. so i guess BITCHES GOTTA LEARN! i did. :)

I HAVE A DREAM...

I commend Dr. King. But I also have a dream... Now can I have another day off from work?

UNKNOWN FACTS

I decided that it would be sort of cool if I posted a list of things that most people probably don't know about me. When it comes to sharing personal things about myself I usually try and keep it a secret... I guess I am just afraid that people won't like me. But what the hell, in the long run I guess it doesn't really matter if anyone likes me.


1. I absolutely love Pride and Prejudice! The book, the movie, the television series, the parody with zombies. I love them all!!! I have multiple copies of the book and always find myself tempted to buy another while browsing the bookstore.


2. I am deathly afraid of... cattle. It's super lame and embarrassing, I know. But they are huge and scary. I'm seriously going to regret sharing this with anyone.


3. Love, Love, Love shoes. I wish I could buy every pair I see.


4. I get heartburn about everyday. It totally sucks old man balls.


5. My dog is my bestfriend, I love him.


6. The people I live with mean the world to me. I would do anything for them.
7. I'm afraid of the dark and being alone in the dark. I've convinced myself that there will always be someone hiding in the shadows.


8. It's pretty lame but I think I am funny.


9. I admire my brother. He is pretty much one of the coolest people I know.


10. I love to read. Pretty much anything that keeps me slightly entertained merits good book standards to me.


11. Facebook Whore. I am on facebook all the time. Mainly because I have excessive amounts of time to kill at work. Nothing brings me more happiness then reading hourly posts about my 100+ friends that I never actually talk to.


12. I struggle with being serious... when I try to be serious it ends up being too serious.


13. I laugh at things that probably shouldn't be laughed at. Examples... The sad parts of movies, when I scare little children, etc...


14. Probably the one person on the planet that wishes they were allergic to peanuts.


15. I retain useless information. For whatever reason I remember the things that don't really matter. Typically, I can never remember the things that I should.


16. Terrified of large crowds.


17. The volume of anything that has numbers has to be even. If it's on a odd number I could go crazy.


18. I tend to let people walk all over me.


19. I randomly surf the blog world.


20. I will probably burn in hell for all the horrible things I say about people.


21. I can get annoyed really easily. But I get over things even more quickly.


22. All I want out of life is to be happy.


23. I was vegan for 4 months after I watched a documentary about parasites you pick up from animal products. I still am a afraid to eat pork products. Lucky me, that most pork I find disgusting in taste as well.

24. If I had a super power it would be to fly.

25. I like to act like an immature kid most of the time. Makes life more fun, and reminds me not to be so self-important.

26. This is making me feel self centered.
So this was a monumental waste of your time. Hope you enjoy the rest of your day.

Must Go...

• The waiter that practically sits in our chair/booth to take an order. Promise I won't tip more for being that friendly, It's an invasion of my personal space... so back off hoser!
• People that clap at the end of movies. It's not a live show, no one can hear your appreciation.
• Clients that think the doctor is wrong about a diagnosis just because the treatment happens to be expensive.
• Cold weather. Nothing survives in it, we would be much better off without it.
• People that think it's okay to pick their nose and eat it on the freeway. Just because you are going 65 MPH doesn't make you invisible. Save it for your private, non-public areas. Or better yet, buy some tissues and blow your nose.
• Individuals that call a place of business for someone else and say "hang on a sec" and then shout to the person that should have called.
• Neighbors that think shoveling/scraping the sidewalk at 2 AM is a good idea.
• People that make fun of me for having a blog. I know it's lame, but it's also a good time killer. If you don't like it... don't read it.
• Cats. Nuff said.
• Drivers that never, ever use the blinkers on their car. I mean it really doesn't warn the person behind you that you are going to merge or turn suddenly.
• Random people calling me dear, sunshine, honey, and any other pet name. I don't know you, you don't know me... Now I have a reason to keep it that way.
• Sales people that make it impossible to get off the phone with them. I'm busy with a client. I don't have time to sit and listen to some promotion about a product/business venture our company will never buy into.
• Old men that think just because they are old they can hit on young women as a joke. It's creepy, gross and definitely not funny in anyway.
• Sue
• Roommates that get sick. I can't touch anything in my house when I know they are blowing chunks all up in the big white throne.
• The fact that it takes months for a series to come out on dvd. I don't understand what this business tactic achieves. Seriously all the episodes have already aired. The televsion companies really must enjoy the torture they put viewers in.
• The fact that everything has to be so god damn expensive. I'm not talking not talking about living a lavish life of luxury. I mean basic necessities aren't affordable for the average middle-class american.
• Testicles hanging from any vechiles. Balls hanging from a living male is just wrong in so many ways.i don't need to see it on a car too.